Robbie pitching off a synthetic mound
Robbie's agent - Ace Farnhouse IIIThis just in, Robbie Dunbar has just stunned the baseball world by turning down a multi-year, multi-million dollar offer from the Mexicali Penguins to return to his baseball roots and play for the currently un-mascot-ted Magnolia 16's.
Currently the town of Mexicali is in an uproar and burning images of Robbie in the streets. This news has not only stunned the town of Mexicali and the country of Mexico BUT has premier agent Ace Farnhouse III flummoxed. "Do you know what 10% of an amateur is worth" Ace was heard muttering as he left the press conference.
Robbie is following in the footsteps of one of his boyhood heroes, Ken Griffey Jr. Although he passed up big bucks to come back to his roots, he has done so with a considerable list of demands. He wants to be called Robbie Dunbar Jr., he wants to be the one to "make the call" on closing the roof (should Mag #1 ever get a roof), he wants to be able to change Tino's name to "Bone" and he wants to be first through the post game buffet line. He pushed for limo service to and fro every game; but c'mon that was denied - just who does he think he is?
Currently the town of Mexicali is in an uproar and burning images of Robbie in the streets. This news has not only stunned the town of Mexicali and the country of Mexico BUT has premier agent Ace Farnhouse III flummoxed. "Do you know what 10% of an amateur is worth" Ace was heard muttering as he left the press conference.
Robbie is following in the footsteps of one of his boyhood heroes, Ken Griffey Jr. Although he passed up big bucks to come back to his roots, he has done so with a considerable list of demands. He wants to be called Robbie Dunbar Jr., he wants to be the one to "make the call" on closing the roof (should Mag #1 ever get a roof), he wants to be able to change Tino's name to "Bone" and he wants to be first through the post game buffet line. He pushed for limo service to and fro every game; but c'mon that was denied - just who does he think he is?
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